I didn’t really think it was necessary to say, but it’s okay to like personal pictures, but do not reblog them without permission. Thank you.
In my experience, it’s a hoot and half when someone reblogs your picture and you’re surrounded by a sea of asses and boobs.
last night i was absentmindedly toying with something on the kitchen counter while i was on the computer and when i looked down i realized it was a cockroach. i was petting it. i was petting a cockroach and the cockroach was sitting there probably really enjoying it. we had a moment. you know that thing of when two straight guys accidentally do something gay and then they freak out when they realize whats happening well it was exactly like that
never make a blog called obamasbigblackdick because your shitty sister will tell your parents and your parents will sign you up for counselling twice a week
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed