I didn’t really think it was necessary to say, but it’s okay to like personal pictures, but do not reblog them without permission. Thank you.
In my experience, it’s a hoot and half when someone reblogs your picture and you’re surrounded by a sea of asses and boobs.
last night i was absentmindedly toying with something on the kitchen counter while i was on the computer and when i looked down i realized it was a cockroach. i was petting it. i was petting a cockroach and the cockroach was sitting there probably really enjoying it. we had a moment. you know that thing of when two straight guys accidentally do something gay and then they freak out when they realize whats happening well it was exactly like that
(Source: beautifulhorsemeat)
never make a blog called obamasbigblackdick because your shitty sister will tell your parents and your parents will sign you up for counselling twice a week
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
