(Source: clarklois)

When a video game lets you move during extended dialogue:

subwaywithinmymind:

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Anonymous asked:
An alligator dies. Its tombstone reads "See you later."

iguanamouth:

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wow im sad now



rennertastic:

#actual professional clint barton

(Source: bartony)

thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line


amandarandomz:

Jesus learns how to swim